Who are the Ukulele Moonshiners?
Ron Moonshine… Hawaiian Name: Lonaka Okolehao
Ron Is the most generous and kind hearted of the Moonshine Brothers. He is often mistaken for a Catholic Priest, and on numerous occasions people have stopped him on the street just to confess their sins and hand him money. For that reason he no longer wears black shirts in public.
Denis Moonshine… Hawaiian Name: Kenika (with one N) Oklahoma Denis, a former musician and avid tree-sloth, has never been to Hawaii but on a good day, he knows how to spell it. He has an impressive yet extensive toupee collection, and names them all. He’s left-handed, but plays right-handed instruments upside-down - even when right side up. He claims it looks normal in front of a mirror.
Ed Moonshine… Hawaiian Name: Ekewaka Okolehao
Ed is an expert at the unusual sport of Curling. He is very adept with a broom. Unfortunately a serious knee injury kept him out of the 1968 Winter Olympics in Grenoble. He once hitch hiked from Chicago to Key West just to get a bowl of his favorite Conche Soup.
Stan Moonshine… Hawaiian Name: Kanale Okolehao
Stan was born under a coffee tree in Kailua Kona Hawaii. As a child he was extremely fair skinned and thought to be an albino. Had Kilauea (The Big Island’s active volcano) been angry he might have been tossed in and used as a sacrifice. He ran the Chicago Marathon in 2008, and realized it’s easier to cover 26.2 miles in an air conditioned car.